Jab Saas Bahu Aur Damad Sab Ban Gaye Bhutiya Shabaji Ke Shikar
Ek gaon tha jiska naam tha Rampur. Rampur se thoda door ek purani haveli thi, jise log Bhutiya Sashural ke naam se jaante the. Koi wahan jaane ki himmat nahi karta tha.
Logon ka kehna tha ki jo bhi us haveli mein nayi dulhan banke jaata hai, woh kabhi wapas nahi aata. Par sach kya tha, ye kisi ko nahi pata tha.
Ek din, us gaon ke ladke Deepak ki shaadi hone wali thi. Deepak bada dil se bahadur tha. Usne socha, “Kahe ka bhutiya sashural? Dekhenge kya bhoot kya karta hai!”
Deepak ki shaadi hui Sheela se. Sheela bhi badi hoshiyaar aur tej thi. Sheela ne Deepak se kaha, “Agar tumhe darr lagta hai to pehle hi bata do, main bhutiya sashural mein darrne wali nahi hoon!” Deepak hans diya, “Hum dono milke bhoot ko hi dara denge!”Shaadi ke baad jab Sheela pehli baar Deepak ke saath us haveli mein gayi, tab se unke saath shuru hui 10 tarah ki bhutiya shabaji.
Pehli Shabaji:
Jab Sheela ne raat mein kitchen mein jaake paani peena chaha, to dekha ek chammach khud ba khud dahi khane laga. Sheela ko dekhta hai aur bolta hai, “Nayi bahu! Swagat hai!”
Sheela boli, “Swagat tumhara bhi, lekin khana khud banana seekh lo!”
Doosri Shabaji:
Subah Deepak ne dekha ki ghar ke sath wala neem ka ped chal ke bagiche mein aa gaya! Uske patte hawa mein tali bajane lage. Ped mein se awaaz aayi, “Beta Deepak, hamari doosri shabaji ka swad lo!” Deepak bola, “Ped babu, thoda chhaya bhi do, garmi lag rahi hai!”
Teesri Shabaji:
Sheela jab pooja ghar mein diya jalane gayi to diya khud se hawa mein udne laga. Deepak ne dekha aur bola, “Yeh diya hawa mein kaise ud raha hai?” Diya boli, “Hum teesri shabaji hain — hawa mein jalte rahenge!”
Chouthi Shabaji:
Raat ko Sheela so rahi thi, tabhi uske takiye se awaaz aayi, “Nayi bahu, sapne mein hum bhi aayenge!” Sheela boli, “Aaja bhai, sapna boring hota hai!” Agle din Sheela ne Deepak ko bataya — Deepak bola, “Agli baar takiya ko mat uthana!”
Panchvi Shabaji:
Ghar ke store room mein ek purani ghanti thi. Jab Deepak wahan gaya to ghanti khud se baji aur bola, “Hum paanchvi shabaji hain — sabko jagate rahenge!” Deepak bola, “Bas subah alarm ka kaam tum hi kar lena!”
Chhathi Shabaji:
Ek din haveli mein Sheela ki saas aayi.Yahan sabko apni asli shakl nahi dikhani chahiye!” Itna keh kar saas ki shakl badal ke ek budhiya mein badal gayi. Sheela hil gayi par phir hans ke boli, “Budhiya ho ya saas, main to Sheela hi rahungi!”
Saatvi Shabaji:
Deepak jab baahar se aaya to usne dekha ghar ke darwaze par khud ba khud rangoli bani hui thi. Rangoli bol padi, “Main saatvi shabaji hoon — roz design badalti hoon!” Deepak bola, “Badhiya hai, Diwali roz mana lenge!”
Aathvi Shabaji:
Ek raat poora ghar andhera ho gaya. Sheela ne matchbox jalaya to deewar par likha tha — “Aaj hum aathvi shabaji hai, deewarein bolti hain!” Sheela boli, “Thoda paint bhi karwa do, kaafi puraani ho gayi ho!”
Nauvi Shabaji:
Sheela aur Deepak jab khana khane baithe to rotiyaan table se udke hawa mein ghoomne lagi. Roti bol padi, “Nauvi shabaji ka khana — uddta khana!” Deepak bola, “Thoda butter bhi laga do!”
Dasvi Shabaji:
Sabse badi shabaji thi jab Deepak aur Sheela apne kamre mein baithe the. Tabhi ek purana photo frame gira aur usmein se Deepak aur Sheela ki ek photo nikli — par usmein woh buddhe dikh rahe the. Saath mein likha tha, “Dasvi shabaji — bhavishya dikhata hai!” Sheela boli, “Buddhe to sabko hona hi hai, bas pyaar budha na ho!” Deepak bola, “Bilkul sahi kaha!”
Is tarah se Deepak aur Sheela har shabaji ko muskura ke paar karte gaye. Dheere dheere unko samajh aaya ki yeh bhutiya sashural ek rahasya tha — is ghar mein har peedhi ne apne bachchon ko himmat sikhane ke liye yeh shabaji banayi thi.
Deepak ke sasur aaye aur bole, “Beta Deepak, yeh sab shabaji isliye hai kyunki hum chahte hain ki humari bahu aur damad kisi se na darein. Tum dono pass ho gaye ho!”
Us din ke baad Deepak aur Sheela ne tay kiya ki woh bhi agle jamai ko yeh hi shabaji dikhayenge — taaki har naye damad mein himmat rahe.
Rampur gaon mein log ab kehte hain — “Jisne Bhutiya Sashural paar kar liya, usse duniya mein koi nahi dara sakta!”
Deepak aur Sheela haste haste bolte — “Bhoot se nahi, darr se dosti karo — tabhi zindagi badi mazakiya ho jaayegi!”
